hell yes lets make some ravioli
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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