...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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