its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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