you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize