Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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