But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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