Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Randomize
