btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
And then he peed in my hair
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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