Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Randomize
