i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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