I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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