found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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