But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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