If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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