just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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