Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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