Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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