I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
