our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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