Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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