You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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