Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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