Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i used baking grease as lip gloss
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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