At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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