I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
you are never too drunk for berry picking
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We have started to decorate penises.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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