do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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