is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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