I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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