I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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