Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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