Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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