i always forget guys have bellybuttons
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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