I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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