You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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