It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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