wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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