So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
this boner is exhausting
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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