I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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