Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
