do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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