these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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