So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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