My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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