What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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