I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Even my vagina gasped.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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