dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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