i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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