So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize