Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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