can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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