i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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