What a fucking waste of an outfit
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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