how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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