you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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