So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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