Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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